we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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