What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
how drunk are you?
Several
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize