Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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