I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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