the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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