non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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