i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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