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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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