I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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