it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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