He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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