Got a toothbrush?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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