Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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