It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Randomize