just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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