she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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