I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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