He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
