Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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