she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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