with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
