dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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