brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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