quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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