Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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