two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There r osticjed everywhere
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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