just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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