I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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