Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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