No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we're making bets on your personal life
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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