Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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