(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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