You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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