your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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