Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
