My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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