I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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