Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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