So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
