im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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