So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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