Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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