We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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