Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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