ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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