After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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