We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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