I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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