She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
vagina is talking i cant
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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