he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Damn victory sex feels great
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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