how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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