K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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