put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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