Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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