dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
