You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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