i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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