nutella sex= disaster
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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